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Oh Sh*t Waddup
Here Comes
DAT BOI
The green-unicycle warlord rolling straight out of a liquidity pool with -98% IQ and +400% conviction. Dat Boi is not a meme anymore. He is a protocol exploit wearing a frog suit.
CA IS COMING SOON!....
Who's Dat Boi?
He arrives uninvited, unannounced, unhinged — like the dev renouncing ownership at 3AM and tweeting "gm".
Dat Boi doesn't warn you. He doesn't guide you. He doesn't care. He just rolls in, croaks "waddup," and suddenly you're down 70% but still bullish because the frog "has momentum."
He is kinetic stupidity. Unicycle velocity. Frog-centric liquidation physics. A portable shrine of vibez, volatility, and financial self-harm disguised as community culture.
-98% IQ
+400% conviction
No brakes
The Manifesto
Financial Self-Harm as Culture
Dat Boi doesn't promise utility. He is the utility. A portable shrine of vibez, volatility, and financial self-harm disguised as community culture.
He is the spirit of:
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aping first, researching never
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entering a chart shaped like a ski slope
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adding liquidity with rent money
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refreshing Dexscreener every 9 seconds
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pretending this time it's different
He just rolls in, croaks "waddup,"and suddenly you're down 70% but still bullish because the frog "has momentum."
No fundamentals
No roadmap
No brakes on the unicycle
Just full send until chain halts.
The Numbers
Tokenomics
Ticker
$DATBOI
Supply
420.00M
Tax
0/0
LP
BURNED
Meme Gallery
Oh Sh*t, Waddup Collection
A curated selection of pure kinetic stupidity and frog-centric excellence.
Dat Boi
2025 • Oh sh*t waddup
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